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Title: Chrissy's Top Ten (May 2009)
Post by: Lynn1 on May 04, 2009, 10:01:42 pm
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May 2009



Top Ten Comments About Swine Flu Overheard In Genoa City!  By Chrissy



10.  Sharon—I don’t think you can catch swine flu in bed!


9.  Kevin—I’m far more worried about giant chipmunks than the swine flu!


8.  Katherine—Been there, had that.


7.  Jeff—Always buy pharmaceutical stock before flu season for maximum gain.


6.  Lily—I only kiss dogs, not swine.


5.  Victor—You can be sure that Jack Abbott is behind this whole swine flu mess!


4.  Esther—I’d like to throw Roger Wilkes in with the swine!
 

3.  Michael—My brother, Kevin, in no way, shape, or form, is responsible for swine flu.


2.  Abby—I’m sure Eden brought this swine flu from the ashram.


1.  Murphy—Let’s order fresh walleye at The Colonnade Room.  I don’t think walleyes ever catch the flu.
 





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