Chrissy's Top Ten (February 2005)

[Lynn1]

February 2005


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Top Ten Signs You’re Obsessed With Victor Newman   



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10.  Your prized possession is your punching bag.

9.  You refer to your home as “the ranch.”

8.  Your sons are named Victor and Newman.

7.  You’ve written to Miguel asking for Victor’s favorite recipes.

6.  You insist on wearing a mustache even though you are female.

5.  You’ve willed all your worldly possessions to Victor Newman.

4.  You’re considering a second career as a corporate raider.

3.  Your emergency contact person is Victor Newman.

2.  You will only be an organ donor if Victor needs the organs.


1.  You spend all night long looking for Victor at The Colonnade Room.




 

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