Chrissy's Top Ten (September/October 2008)

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September/October 2005



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Top Ten Signs Victor Newman Has Lost His Edge



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10.  Thinks his Brut cologne covers up the smell of Ben Gay.

9.  Hasn’t had an affair in years; possible low testosterone.

8.  Let old enemy, Brad Carlton, back into Newman Enterprises.

7.  Ex-wives ask, “Victor who?”

6.  No plans for retribution against the mob for kidnapping Nikki.

5.  Has a woman running Newman Enterprises.

4.  Christine will no longer play tennis with him so new partner is Jack.

3.  Spends his days watching soaps.

2.  Leanna Love’s latest exposé on Victor is called Over the Hill with Victor.

1.  Finds it too difficult to chew red meat any more at The Colonnade Room.

 



 

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