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Chrissy's Top Ten (May 2009)

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« on: May 04, 2009, 10:01:42 pm »

May 2009

Top Ten Comments About Swine Flu Overheard In Genoa City!  By Chrissy

10.  Sharon—I don’t think you can catch swine flu in bed!

9.  Kevin—I’m far more worried about giant chipmunks than the swine flu!

8.  Katherine—Been there, had that.

7.  Jeff—Always buy pharmaceutical stock before flu season for maximum gain.

6.  Lily—I only kiss dogs, not swine.

5.  Victor—You can be sure that Jack Abbott is behind this whole swine flu mess!

4.  Esther—I’d like to throw Roger Wilkes in with the swine!

3.  Michael—My brother, Kevin, in no way, shape, or form, is responsible for swine flu.

2.  Abby—I’m sure Eden brought this swine flu from the ashram.

1.  Murphy—Let’s order fresh walleye at The Colonnade Room.  I don’t think walleyes ever catch the flu.

Feel free to post your reactions to "Chrissy's Top Ten" on our message board.  This column does not reflect the creative views of Y&R, Sony-Television, or CBS-Television and is written strictly as seen through the eyes of our anonymous author, Chrissy.  Copyright 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 ©
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