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September 2006
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Top Ten Reasons Why I, Brad Carlton, Was Messing Around With Sharon
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10. Navy Seals always have a back-up plan.
9. I was trying to keep the kidnappers from taking my real wife, and it worked brilliantly!
8. Phyllis was unavailable.
7. Mistaken identity caused me to think Sharon was a Newman daughter instead of a daughter-in-law.
6. Hey, I’m a guy! What do you expect?
5. I was helping my buddy, Nick, have more free time for Phyllis.
4. Just look at me. How could Sharon resist?
3. Victor ordered recreation for the morale of all Newman employees.
2. Sharon wouldn’t take no for an answer.
1. For some reason Sharon can get a reservation at The Colonnade Room when I can’t.
Feel free to post your reactions to "Chrissy's Top Ten" on our message board. This column does not reflect the creative views of Y&R, Sony-Television, or CBS-Television and is written strictly as seen through the eyes of our anonymous author, Chrissy. Copyright 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006 ©
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