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Chrissy's Top Ten (June 2009)

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« on: June 03, 2009, 09:40:43 pm »

June 2009

Top Ten Messages Left On Sharon’s Answering Machine

10.  Billy—Hey Sharon, since you’re already pregnant anyway, let’s make use of your room at the club!

9.  Doris—Sharon, it’s your mother.  Did I hear you right?  You slept with how many men?

8.  Sharon—Oops!  I dialed my own number!

7.  Murphy—Patrick Murphy speaking.  We can call the Governor and borrow that gun back for you, dear.

6.  Olivia—Dr. Winters speaking.   The baby’s DNA does not match the male samples.  Is there someone else we can test?

5.  Paul—I hear you need some help tracking down the baby daddy.  Paul Williams Investigations at your service!

4.  Michael—My brother, Kevin, is in no way, shape or form responsible for your pregnancy.

3.  Jack—Honey, I’m home.  Where are you?

2.  Sharon—Oops!  I dialed my own number!

1.  Nick—Sharon, I’ll be waiting for you at The Colonnade Room every night for the rest of my life.

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