May 2009
Top Ten Comments About Swine Flu Overheard In Genoa City! By Chrissy
10. Sharon—I don’t think you can catch swine flu in bed!
9. Kevin—I’m far more worried about giant chipmunks than the swine flu!
8. Katherine—Been there, had that.
7. Jeff—Always buy pharmaceutical stock before flu season for maximum gain.
6. Lily—I only kiss dogs, not swine.
5. Victor—You can be sure that Jack Abbott is behind this whole swine flu mess!
4. Esther—I’d like to throw Roger Wilkes in with the swine!
3. Michael—My brother, Kevin, in no way, shape, or form, is responsible for swine flu.
2. Abby—I’m sure Eden brought this swine flu from the ashram.
1. Murphy—Let’s order fresh walleye at The Colonnade Room. I don’t think walleyes ever catch the flu. Feel free to post your reactions to "Chrissy's Top Ten" on our
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