July 2009
Top Ten Reasons All The Women In Genoa City Are Brain-dead!
10. Ate too many Fruit Loops.
9. Hormonal problems due to excessive pregnancies.
8. Uplift bras cutting off circulation to the brain.
7. Fume fog caused by excessive styling product.
6. Rampant Lyme disease.
5. Local millionaire men prefer their women dumb and knocked up.
4. Silver chipmunk hairs polluting the coffee.
3. Botox treatments caused brain freeze.
2. No belly laughs, no belly dancing, no belly fun in GC.
1. Stingy rich guys don’t take their women out to The Colonnade Room for their Omega 3 meals.
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