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March 2007
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Top Ten Things Kevin Can Do To Heal Himself And His Image
~Dedicated to Zeke~
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10. Get a big, bouncy, furry, happy dog.
9. Jog daily with his big, bouncy, furry, happy dog.
8. Sell a “Dog Days” coffee drink at Crimson Lights.
7. Exchange funny dog stories with Victor Newman.
6. Install a large screen TV at Crimson Lights to watch Dog Shows.
5. Hold a “Name The Dog Contest” at Crimson Lights.
4. Draw and sell a line of big, bouncy, furry, happy canine Christmas cards.
3. Stock free doggy treats for all dogs belonging to Crimson Lights customers.
2. Create a line of Dog Paw Clothing to sell at Lauren’s Boutique.
1. Show pictures of his big, bouncy, furry, happy dog to everyone at The Colonnade Room.
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