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Chrissy's Top Ten (June 2007)

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« on: November 07, 2008, 04:25:27 pm »

June 2007

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Top Ten Reasons William And Gloria Want To Marry 

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10.  William—I need to save her from making a foolish mistake with Evan.

9.  Gloria—He’ll never prosecute his own wife for a silly, little mistake.

8.  William—She's not a slut like Jill.

7.  Gloria—He needs my help spending all those billions.

6.  William—She makes me homemade muffins and cookies.

5.  Gloria—He’ll be adequate with a little Viagra.

4.  William—She’ll be a cheap wife with her free Jabot products and a Fenmore discount.

3.  Gloria—We’ll look fabulously blonde together.

2.  William—She reminds me of my mother when she sings to me.

1.  Gloria—We’ll have our own special table at The Colonnade Room.



 

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