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Chrissy's Top Ten (August/September 2008)

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« on: November 07, 2008, 05:33:08 pm »

August/September 2008


Top Ten Reasons Why I, Victor Newman, Can Father A Child Following A Vasectomy--Revealed By Victor Newman Himself In A Confidential Interview With Chrissy


10.  I'll put Michael Baldwin to work on this problem immediately!

  9.  Doctor botched the job; why do you think Olivia no longer practices medicine in Genoa City?

  8.  No briefs, no boxers, good circulation.

  7.  Crazy broad likes to play with my frozen sperm and a turkey baster.

  6.  You can bet Jack Abbott is at the bottom of this mess!

  5.  Having too much fun in bed to confront Sabrina with my sterility.

4.  Had an extreme makeover.

  3.  Doctors recently discovered I have a third testicle.

  2.  I'm the great Victor Newman.  How dare you question me?

1.  It's an honor to have the patrons of The Colonnade Room admiring my virility.


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