February 2009
Top Ten Tips For A Loving Relationship With Your Valentine!
10. Noah—Forget ice skating. Make out instead.
9. Amber—I suggest designer lingerie by Amber.
8. Billy—Party hearty!
7. Phyllis—Never surprise your guy in Paris.
6. Kevin—Remove all brain tumors before marriage.
5. Katherine—Find a man who fishes; you’ll need brain food.
4. Victor—You’ll need $1,000,000,000 first.
3. Esther—If he wears pants, I say grab him!
2. JT—The most important thing is to keep your father-in-law happy at any
cost.
1. Gloria—A little champagne and dinner at The Colonnade Room never hurts.
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