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April 2004
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Top Ten Reasons Sharon & Nick Are Doomed To Divorce
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10. Sharon—“I’m too sexy for my shirt.”
9. Nick—“It’s hard to trust a woman who’s kissed your own father.”
8. Sharon—“My meddling mother-in-law lives right next door.”
7. Nick—“I value complete honesty, and my wife is full of secrets.”
6. Sharon—“It’s hard to trust a man who’s kissed Grace Turner.”
5. Nick—“What does she expect my mother to do—disappear?”
4. Sharon—“Those ugly whiskers scratch all the wrong places.”
3. Nick—“I’m too sexy for my shirt.”
2. Sharon—“He turned his own father into the feds; will he keep my secrets?”
1. Nick—“I’m ready for The Colonnade Room, and she’s hanging out at The Lakeside Bar.”
Feel free to post your reactions to "Chrissy's Top Ten" on our message board. This column does not reflect the creative views of Y&R or CBS-Television and is written strictly as seen through the eyes of our anonymous author, Chrissy. Copyright 2002, 2003, 2004 ©
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